Canceled Chaos at the Apex

What’s worse than your main card getting chopped like a bad haircut? UFC Vegas 106’s co-main event vanished faster than a TikTok trend after Rodolfo Bellato tapped out to a “medical issue.” You’re telling me this dude survived Dana White’s Contender Series but couldn’t handle fight night? Paul Craig’s over there looking like he just got stood up on prom night. Again.

Craig’s Career on Life Support

Let’s talk about Paul Craig. This man’s lost three straight, five of six, and now his Hail Mary fight got Thanos-snapped. At this rate, his UFC contract might as well be written on a Post-It note. Remember when he was submitting dudes left right? Now he’s the guy you pray doesn’t get matched with your favorite fighter.

Bellato’s team out here keeping secrets tighter than Beyoncé’s album drops. “Medical issue” could mean anything from a stubbed toe to spontaneous combustion. Meanwhile, the UFC Apex crowd got bamboozled into watching four fights – that’s like paying for Netflix and getting stuck with the previews.

Contender Series Ghosts

Let’s not forget Bellato came through Dana’s reality show factory. Three fights in, he’s already got more plot twists than *Stranger Things*. That majority draw against Jimmy Crute in February? Should’ve been a neon sign saying “Handle With Care.”

The main event saved the night, but let’s keep it real – Burns vs. Morales had all the hype of a microwave manual. UFC better rebook this Craig-Bellato mess quick before we forget they exist. Pro tip: Maybe check if Bellato’s actually conscious next time?

Comment Section Warfare

So here’s the real question – should Craig get one last shot, or is it time to yeet him into the shadow realm? Dude’s been circling the drain since 2021. Drop your hottest takes below before Dana White reads this and starts slapping heads.