Holy smokes, Azamat Murzakanov turned Brendson Ribeiro into a human crash test dummy at UFC 316 leaving fans wondering how he keeps walking through people like they’re cardboard cutouts. Five UFC fights, five opponents sent packing. This Russian wrecking ball isn’t just winning; he’s redecorating the octagon with unconscious bodies. Remember Menifield? Yep, he’s still looking for his soul after their last encounter.

The Newark Nightmare

Murzakanov stormed Prudential Center with a first-round TKO which was more like a public service announcement reminding everyone he’s 15-0. Talk about emotional whiplash! Murzakanov hadn’t fought since 2024 – that’s longer than Kim Kardashian’s last marriage. Even Walker pulled out with Ribeiro stepping in last minute to be the sacrificial lamb.

Title Shot or Bust

Azamat, in the post fight interviews, says he is now eyeing the light heavyweight throne, shouting, “Feed me anybody!” like the Cookie Monster!But, let’s get real: 205 pounds is a clown car of contenders since Pereira grabbed the belt. But Murzakanov ain’t asking for directions – he’s bulldozing toward the top. Two more wins in 2025? That’s his express ticket. This division better brace itself.

Alright, fight fans – who’s brave enough to step into the cage with this human demolition ball next? Sound off in the comments!