Another loss for Gilbert Burns? At this point, you gotta ask: is this guy’s nickname ‘Durinho’ or ‘Done-ho’? The Brazilian got smoked faster than a Black Friday TV deal last weekend, courtesy of Ecuador’s human fireworks display Michael Morales. Burns is now 0-4 in his last four.

Burns’ Thankful Tirade: Grace or Denial?

The 38-year-old took to social media like a reality star chasing clout, thanking Jesus and calling himself “blessed” after getting flatlined. Look, I respect the positivity, but if my career hit this many potholes, I’d be cussing out my GPS. Burns even congratulated Morales like they’d just finished a bake-off instead of a fistfight. Someone check this man’s headgear.

Four Losses and a Funeral?

Let’s keep it a buck: four straight Ls in the UFC is like showing up to a fight with a water pistol. Burns was title-bound back when Kamaru Usman ruled the division, but now? Dude’s getting outclassed by new blood. Morales isn’t just winning – with eighteen wins and fourteen finishes, he’s handing out naps like a kindergarten teacher.

What’s Next? A Redemption Arc or a Retirement Party?

MMA fans ain’t sentimental. They’ll chant your name one night and roast your career the next. Burns’ loyalty deserves respect, but this ain’t Little League. You think the UFC keeps 38-year-olds on a losing streak for their sparkling personalities? Nah. They’re already drafting his “Legends” tribute video.

Burns claims he’s still grinding, but the real question is, will Burns pull a Rocky III comeback or end up coaching TikTok influencers how to throw armbars? So what’s it gonna be, fight fans?